Talk like Jane Austen Day:

I task you, kind reader, to take but a moment to remember that the 30th of October is Talk Like Jane Austen Day. It is a simple matter; merely address your spouse or loved one or your maid of all work as if you were that celebrated author of the Regency period. Should you have difficulties talking intelligibly enough, then you might visit Debra Ann Miller’s website or facebook page for a primer.

Imagine my mortification when I realized I had managed horribly the link to Ms. Miller’s website. Badly done, Jennifer! Badly done! It is now corrected.